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WHILE HAVING A BRAIN CHECK UP
> Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain
tumor.
> Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
> Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
> Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
> Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
> Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!
>
> MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
> Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
> Mr. Bean : 9
> Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
> Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just
> twisted the figure,the answer is 6!!
>
> WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
> Mr. Bean : I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
> Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
> Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the
alphabet
>yet!!
>
> QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
> Friend : What are you looking at?
> Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
> Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
> Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!
>
> PUZZLE
> Friend : How many women do you believe must a man
marry?
> Mr. Bean : 16.
> Friend : Why?
> Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4
poorer, 4
>better
>and 4 worse.
>
> CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
> Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is
it
Ok?
> Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a
horror
film.
>I
>didn’t see any picture.
> Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
> Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.
>
> SHARING SYMPHATY
> Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
> Friend : Condolence, my friend.
> (After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder).
> Friend : What now?
> Mr. Bean : My sister just called, her mom died too!
>
> MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
> Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an
elevator
> for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.
> Mr. Bean : Thats alright, me too… I got stuck on
the
>escalator for 3hrs.
>
> SPELLING LESSON
> Mr. Bean’s Son : Dad, what is the spelling of
> successful… .is it one "c" or two "c"?
> Mr. Bean : Make it three "c" to be sure

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