sumhow..stil..i think it is funny..~

Original:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was…

Revised versions: [suitable for nearly
everyone]

Pessimist:
If you love someone, set her free…
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never
was.

Shakespeare:
If you love someone, set her free…
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, here’s the poison, kill
yourself to tell her you love.

Optimist:
If you love someone, set her free…
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone, set her free…
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone, set her free…
If she doesn’t comes back within some
time, forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, set her free…
If she doesn’t come back, continue to
wait until she comes back…

Playful:
If you love someone, set her free…
*If she comes back, and if you love her
still, set her free again,repeat*

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve
to
be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone, set her free,
Cause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the
second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Actclearly states that….

Bill Gates:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can
charge
her for re-installation fees but tell
her that she’s also going to get an
upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone, set her free,
she’ll evolve.

Statisticians:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of
her
coming back is high, If she doesn’t,
the
Weibull distribution and your relation
was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone, set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!

Salesman:
If you love someone, set her free…
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn’t, so what!? "NEXT".

Insurance agent:
If you love someone, show her the
plan…
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn’t, keep follow up with her
and never give up!

Physician:
If you love someone, set her free…
If she ever comes back, it’s the law of
gravity,
If she doesn’t, either there’s friction
higher than
the force or the angle of collision
between two objects did not synchronize
at the right angle.

Mathematician:
If you love someone, set her free…
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2
(peanut!),
If she doesn’t, Y = 2X – log(0.46Y^2 +
(cos(52/34X))x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is
the infinite constant of no turning
point.

Nowadays’ style:
If You Love Someone, set her free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn’t, Hunt Down and Kill
It…!!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT
SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL MIGRANT…

If you love someone,WHY IN THE FIRST
PLACE SET HER FREE???

 

i cud understand well dat c coding, maths and physics principle..n they made me laugh more..ㅎㅎ

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